Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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