Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
i think im in europe. pls send help
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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