I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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