guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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