During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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