Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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