yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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