My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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