LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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