Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
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