Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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