You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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