He kissed a someone with a penis
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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