TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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