I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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