it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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