Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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