Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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