ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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