you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
