i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She's the barista slut.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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