Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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