If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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