Have you finally orgasmed yet?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I checked into jail on foursquare
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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