you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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