Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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