And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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