is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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