Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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