3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
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Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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