No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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