Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I cut my penus on the lid.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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