I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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