You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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