fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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