69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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