i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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