What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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