so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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