you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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