You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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