The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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