somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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