Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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