So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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