Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
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I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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