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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.

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• (510): View more from California

  you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.

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  Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.

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• (805): View more from California

  It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.

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  That's kinky shit dude.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I can dry shave vagina like a champ

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  The fabulous human disaster: it is him

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