I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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