You surviving the open bar?
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Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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