I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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