Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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