Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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