I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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