Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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