Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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