They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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